Read the next Shocking Old People roundup story! This story is part of our Shocking Old People roundup! (Mall Security ended up being called after the old man was “trying” to run us over. Old Man: “WHOOOOOOOOO-HAW! CAN’T CATCH ME NOW, CAN YOU!” *swings steering wheel around and starts to make gun noises* “PEW PEW! PEW PEW!” (As I turn to look behind me, the man climbs the crates next to the truck, opens the driver’s seat door, and gets behind the wheel.) Old Man: “Yes, I suppose you’re right… SAY! SOMEONE STEALING, LOOK!” *points behind me* And even if it was, it would be for a LOT more than $200.” Old Man: “All right… I’ll give you two hundred!” Old Man: “I’ll give you a hundred dollars for it.” Me: “Sorry, sir, the truck isn’t for sale. Old Man: “Young lady, how much are you selling this truck for?”

Walking down the store past the truck, I am stopped by an old man.) (Our store used to have a completely gutted 1957 Chevy truck as a centerpiece.

This story is included in our Videogame Store roundup.

Me: “I didn’t know your son owned a Playstation.” And this is an Xbox game.”Ĭustomer: “We’ll, why didn’t you tell me that when I purchased it?” Me: “I’ll bet it does, ma’am, because those are Playstation games. I start to put the disc in the Xbox.)Ĭustomer: “I’m sorry, do you have any idea what you’re doing?”Ĭustomer: “You’re putting it in the wrong machine! It’s no wonder you sold me a faulty disc!”Ĭustomer: “That one there!” *points at Playstation* “Don’t you dare tell me it’s a faulty machine. (I go over to our display case wear our consoles are set up. I’ll just test it on our machine quickly.” (I look at the disc and it’s in brand new condition.) What’s the problem?”Ĭustomer: “My son asked for this game for his birthday! The machine said he can’t play it! What kind of cruel business do you run? Teasing small children!” (Later in the afternoon, the same customer from that morning comes in.)Ĭustomer: “You! You sold me a bad game! You’ve ruined my son’s birthday!” Customer: *walks up with an Xbox game* “Hi, I’d like to purchase this.”

Lose your marbles yeah